Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

raavyn:

we-must-unite:

shmem-the-pem:

buttpilgrim:

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GAWRSH

BUT WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT

Also y’all are forgetting Ariel and her daughter. 

That last comment^ lmao